Porn Star Burns Church

China-lady pornography whore Asia Carrera ‘burned’ her local church by posing for an offensive photograph.  Ms. Carrera (possibly pronounced “cah-LEL-ah”) decided she would offend churches by taking her driver’s license photo with a spaghetti strainer on her head as religious head-wear.  Apparently, the religion known as Pastafarianism prescribes a noodle strainer as a religious hat.  What kind of insane religion would condone a ridiculous hat?

After hours of internet research into Ms. Carrera’s long history of producing offensive photographs, we have determined that Ms. Carrera is probably bound for hell.  Our research may take several more weeks just to be certain.  That reminds me…  Church Spaghetti night is this Wednesday.

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12 Responses to Porn Star Burns Church

  1. And to think at first I thought this page was serious

  2. Jett Irwin says:

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  3. Lewis Turner says:

    Jarrad Decinque is this your fave band?

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  5. Jim Ash says:

    she is a hot shit and really cool person she just has a twisted sense of humor. m/0m/

  6. Tyson Gray says:

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