Category Archives: The Blood

God's Plan

Christians who get screwed over by God’s plan should rejoice, for they are part of God’s plan.  Let’s say, for example, a racist cuntknuckle walks into an historic black church and murders nine innocent people.  Hypothetically, of course.  The victimized church and other Christians … Continue reading

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Georgia to Allow Family Bible Beatings

Georgia will soon pass a law that allows a man to beat his wife and children exactly as the Bible commands.  Finally! State-endorsed beatings for Jesus!  Brothers, this is what we’ve been working so hard to accomplish…  putting the Bible … Continue reading

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Mom Kills Son for Christ

A nice Christian mother killed her 10 year old son for Jesus, ensuring his passage into the Kingdom of God.  It appears Mrs. Blansett waited until her son used foul language to commit young Caleb into the Lord’s arms with a … Continue reading

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Official Music Videos

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Aggressively Affectionate

God’s love is mandatory (Philippians 2:10).  Love Him or be put to death (Jude 1:5).  You are required to accept Him as the one who saves you from what He will do to you.  And what he will do to you … Continue reading

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God's Healthcare Plan

        God says if we really believe in Him, we will pick up deadly snakes, drink poison, and heal sick people just by touching them (Mark 16:18).  Obviously, then, when someone falls ill, they have lost their … Continue reading

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Official Notification

God has commanded you to follow the better judgment of your Christian leaders (Deuteronomy 17:12).   Our nation’s conservatives are obviously God’s chosen leaders, as they publicly rebuke sinners like gays and muslims, whom should be slaughtered like cattle (Romans 1:24-32). (void … Continue reading

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But He Loves Me, I Swear!

God loves you. He’s told you over and over in His book. Why don’t you listen? Without Him, you are nothing (John 15:5). You are worthless. If you can’t accept Jesus as your sole purpose for existence, then you should … Continue reading

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Hallelujah!

Jesus is real! Hallelujah! Want proof? It’s written down in a book that lots of people claim to have read although most haven’t really. That’s OK, though. A little lie here and there is probably OK when we’re talking about … Continue reading

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