Category Archives: Put To Death

Mom Kills Son for Christ

A nice Christian mother killed her 10 year old son for Jesus, ensuring his passage into the Kingdom of God.  It appears Mrs. Blansett waited until her son used foul language to commit young Caleb into the Lord’s arms with a … Continue reading

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Boy Persecuted for Following Faith

“Thou shalt suffer not a witch to live.” – Exodus 22:17    It’s a simple instruction.  As plain as it gets.  Yet, following that simple rule given directly by God Himself might result in jail time for any Christian who is … Continue reading

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Praise Jesus and Pass the Lighter Fluid!

The American Family Association and Chick-fil-A are winning! Money donated by large US Christian entities to African countries like Uganda are going to good use promoting Christian Family values like legally executing gays in the streets. These nice Christians love … Continue reading

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Religion of Peace

Goodly Christians have a lot to learn from the Muslimists.  They invented the “Religion of Peace” concept and have have perfected it over the years.  When the Islams peacefully behead a reporter, they do it out of the kindness of their hearts. … Continue reading

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Pass the Plate!

Good is great.  God is good.  Let us thank Him for our food.  What happens when you don’t thank him for your food?  He’s reminds you of your manners.  God loves His children and will kill them when he is displeased (Hosea … Continue reading

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Family Beats God's Love Into Gay Son

Praise God!  This nice Christian family blesses their child with God’s love when he comes out as gay.  After he reveals his lispy “secret”, his hidden phone records his family telling him to move out and be homeless or choose … Continue reading

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Put to Death

God is so good at killing people, we wrote a glorious hymn about it! . . Not like it’s a competition or anything, but Satan sucks at killing people.  The Bible tallies his kills at just 10 people.  God’s confirmed … Continue reading

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Adam and His Life Partner

Adam and Eve were never married.  They lived in filthy, disgusting sin their whole lives.  Their hot, hot sins led to children (unless God was sampling the goods before he came into Mary).  Eve’s children then fornicated with each other (or … Continue reading

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Aggressively Affectionate

God’s love is mandatory (Philippians 2:10).  Love Him or be put to death (Jude 1:5).  You are required to accept Him as the one who saves you from what He will do to you.  And what he will do to you … Continue reading

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God's Disaster Plan

God’s plan for the world includes disaster, pain, suffering, murder, torture, rape, pillaging, loss, sorrow, and slow agonizing death.  We should never question God or disobey Him (Matthew 12:20). Everything that happens is exactly as He planned it (Ecclesiastes 3:1-11).   So, … Continue reading

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