Prosperity Gospel

I’ll save your soul

I’ve got the key and I’ve got control

Because I’m the man to end your despair

Who cares like I care for you?

 

Yes I do

God said it’s true

I’m there for you

 

What better way to give thanks

Than to share the love your wealth creates

Inherit the kingdom of the lord

We’re paving the kingdom in gold!

 

Give unto me all your bounty

So hath said the lord

Worship not the gold you give

And you’ll get your reward

 

Know my glory when you’re tithing

What you can’t afford

Know my fury and my wrath

When I am ignored

 

With eager wringing hands

Fat suits and quaffed hair

The meeting of the charlatans resumes

Come to order

And let’s discuss the ways

We can do what we want and say it’s prosperity

 

Give unto me all your bounty

So hath said the lord

Worship not the gold you give

And you’ll get your reward

 

Know my glory when you’re tithing

What you can’t afford

Know my fury and my wrath

When I am ignored

 

The good book provides

A manual for moral minds

To lead the sightless sheep

And rob them blind

 

So, what’s the harm in selling God?

Where does it say that we can’t?

As I read it, we’re good to go

So, come on and fill the hat!

 

God wants us to be rich

He says it here and here

Leaders first, of course, my friends

God loves a millionaire

 

Remember now to spread the word

Let all your poor friends know

The more you give, the more we get

Let’s reap what you have sown

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