Praise Jesus and buy a shirt!
Each shirt was hand-crafted by 9 year old Cambodian children who, by their mere contact with the shirt, will be saved from the wrath of eternal hellfire that awaits their Buddha loving countrymen. We have prayed over the ink with our prayer tears, infusing Jesus’ magic powers into each shirt. Our special prayer ink allows these shirts to erase all sins of the wearer, meaning you can pretty much do whatever you want while wearing the shirt.
We are leaders in auto-forgiveness technology, so wear it with confidence! You can sin all you want in this shirt. Jesus would have died for no reason if you don’t.
This Shirt features the album cover from The Hordes on the front and on the back it says: